“Biscuits” and “Gravy” are two regular, ole “toms” who represent the 45 million turkeys “condemned” to be Thanksgiving dinner this week. Specially selected for their beauty, Biscuits and Gravy were coddled, cared for, flattered and fed by the Tomfool Wattle Eco-Foods Farms for their “judgment” day. Unlike their fellow toms, Biscuits, as the representative of

The good news is, Ty Coon is a billionaire. The bad news is, Ty Coon recently turned 98-years-old and is sick…very sick. In his younger years, Coon amassed a billion dollar fortune as the owner of an international Mexican fast food chain. While Coon always found time for tacos, he never had time for sophisticated