Twas the week before Christmas when at the North Pole,

Santa checked his throughput and moaned, “We’re in a hole!”

“We’ll never get done, we’re far from ready, let’s get some interns – some students will do.

Surely they’ll want to learn what elves can do!”

“On Juniors and Seniors, Thetas, Lambda Chi’s, you’ll

Wanting to comply with the latest edict of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and give a recently released felon a break, Awft N. Cawssius ignored Pa Roll’s answer of “yes” to whether he had been convicted of a crime in the last five years and hired Pa to work as an armed security guard